Published on October 5, 2004 By NaturallyPoetic In Humor
Thought I'd share a silly poem I wrote. Maybe someone will get a little chuckle...



Nighttime Ailments

My husband says that I snore to loud
Looms over his ears like a big thundercloud
Says that he can hardly sleep
So off to the couch he slowly creeps
But that’s ok it doesn’t bother me
For he has a problem too you see
He passes gas all through the night
Stinks so bad… It doesn’t seem right
So I’m kind of glad when I see the old fart go creeping out the door
Then I too can get some sleep and peacefully snore

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Comments
on Oct 05, 2004
Very funny indeed and very creative, Poetic.

on Oct 05, 2004
That was very entertaining. So I suppose you are in big trouble if you are the snorer and the farter, eh?
on Oct 05, 2004
Thanks, Ravenblack
on Oct 05, 2004
LOL...BlueDev.

Yeh, someone would be in big trouble, huh
on Oct 05, 2004
Um, yeah, I wasn't talking about myself. Of course not. I was thinking of some poor, hypothetical person. I promise.
on Oct 05, 2004
Uh huh, sure...