Nighttime Ailments

Published on October 5, 2004 By NaturallyPoetic In Humor

Thought I'd share a silly poem I wrote. Maybe someone will get a little chuckle...

Nighttime Ailments

My husband says that I snore to loud
Looms over his ears like a big thundercloud
Says that he can hardly sleep
So off to the couch he slowly creeps
But that’s ok it doesn’t bother me
For he has a problem too you see
He passes gas all through the night
Stinks so bad… It doesn’t seem right
So I’m kind of glad when I see the old fart go creeping out the door
Then I too can get some sleep and peacefully snore

Copyright © NaturallyPoetic

Comments

Ravenblack

on Oct 05, 2004

Very funny indeed and very creative, Poetic.

BlueDev

on Oct 05, 2004

That was very entertaining. So I suppose you are in big trouble if you are the snorer and the farter, eh?

NaturallyPoetic

on Oct 05, 2004

Thanks, Ravenblack

NaturallyPoetic

on Oct 05, 2004

LOL...BlueDev.

Yeh, someone would be in big trouble, huh

BlueDev

on Oct 05, 2004

Um, yeah, I wasn't talking about myself. Of course not. I was thinking of some poor, hypothetical person. I promise.

NaturallyPoetic

on Oct 05, 2004

Uh huh, sure...

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